suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

moneypowergloryhole:

when you’re the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover

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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

  • being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we've covered this

heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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